- While it is theoretically possible to completely deadhead a rhododendron, it has never been done. There's always another head hidden away in plain sight.
- I am convinced that while I'm on one side of the rhodo, new flower heads on the other side are speed-budding, -blooming, and -dying.
- Want to hear a rhododendron snigger? Say, in its hearing, "I guess I'm done; I'll call it a day." Then turn around real quick and look at the area you just finished. See the new/old head? Right in front of your nose?
- The point of a rhododendron leaf, when poked into an eye, really hurts.
Just saying. Back to work!