Saturday, March 04, 2023

Parking lot scavenger

 I save crumbs of dry cat food. You know the kind: those little pillows with the corners bitten off, the "You expect me to eat that? It's old, stale, inedible! Are you trying to poison me?" kind of crumbs. Perfectly good, healthy, fresh, vitaminized, nutritionally balanced, new this morning, I tell the cat; she doesn't believe me.

So it goes into a container in the car to treat stray crows when I find them. They don't think it's inedible at all. This morning, there were two crows waiting as I left the grocery store, so I rolled down the window and tossed them a handful. And a flock of gulls materialized out of thin air, hogging the largess, pushing aside the little crows.

Among them was this one:

One-legged gull.

One-footed gull.

It looks like he has lost the entire foot, in some sort of accident, maybe an entanglement with the plastic detritus we humans insist on leaving on our shores, maybe an escape from predation. Whatever it was, he manages quite well on the one foot. Good thing he has those powerful wings, though.

And once the crumbs were gone and there were no more being offered, he wished to register a complaint.

"Hey, that was just an appetizer! Where's my breakfast?"

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Guardo las migajas de la comida seca del gato. Ya sabes como es: esos bocados con las esquinas mordidas, eso que me dice la gatita que es — ¡Totalmente incomestible! ¿Qué, esperas que yo vaya a comer esos despojos? ¿Me estás tratando de envenenar? — Y yo le digo que es perfectamente sana, fresca, con vitaminas, con sus nutrientes balanceados, nueva esta misma mañana. Ella no me cree.

Así que los guardo en un botecito en el coche para regalar a los cuervos cuando los encuentro. Los cuervos lo aprecian. Esta mañana, saliendo del almacén encontré dos cuervitos esperando en el estacionamiento, y bajé la ventana y les arrojé un puñado de las migajas. Y de inmediato aparecieron de la nada una bandada de gaviotas, acaparando los bocaditos, empujando los cuervos a un lado.

Entre ellos, vino éste:

Fotos:
  1. Una gaviota con una sola pata.
  2. Y con un solo pie. Parece que ha perdido una pata, tal vez en un accidente, enmarañando la pata con las basuras de plástico que nosotros los humanos persistimos en abandonar en las playas, tal vez como resultado de una predación. Lo que fuera, se las arregla bien con una sola pata. Las alas poderosas ayudan.
  3. Y cuando ya no les proveía de mas "goodies", le pareció importante registrar una queja: — ¡Oye, eso fue nada más un tentempié! ¿Y ahora, dónde está mi desayuno?


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