Have a fat spider, instead.
|He's been sitting under the same sausage vine leaf for days, hardly moving, even when I turn his leaf over. Waiting for a mate to move into the vicinity?|
|Very obviously a male. Look at the size of those boxing glove pedipalps!|
|Detail of one of the pedipalps. He uses these to transfer sperm to the female. When he finds one. If he ever overcomes his shyness.|
Coming up: those snails and eggs, a couple of tubeworms, and hermit silliness.